This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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