It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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