Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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