Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
The air taste purple.
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