oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I DEMAND FORESKIN
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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