the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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