Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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