I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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