adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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