I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
honey bunches of taint.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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