Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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