I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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