How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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