Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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