Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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