that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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