i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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