dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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