Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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