just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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