so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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