Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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