So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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