Walk of Shame. In a state park.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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