Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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