he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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