if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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