my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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