dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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