Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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