Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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