grandma shit on top of the toilet
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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