I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
a search helicopter?!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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