I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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