Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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