worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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