Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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