Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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