I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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