so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
you made out with another girl for some wings
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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