its not stalking. its research.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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