If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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