mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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