Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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