Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
