do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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