I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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