Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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