don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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