i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
