Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
