Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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